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The ultimate irony!

Posted By on December 20, 2014

The wedding day was upon us and we lingered through the crowds. We were breathless with anticipation about what the vows would abound.

The bride and groom entered and they took their place. The party favors were in the back waiting for their time and place. The bride and groom hasd waited all of this time for their own firworks. That when it came time to the kissing part, they wree just about to burst. The vows were read and the priest said the prayer. They both said their I do’s and they atmosphere began to flare. They both leaned in and prepared for the kiss. As the both open their mouth something began to be amiss.

The kiss was upon them and something else boomed. The part favor fireworks went off instead. A sigh from both the bride and the groom

Now that is what I call wedding fireworks!

Painful Bass

Posted By on December 17, 2014

My friends and I had a favorite fishing hole, secluded and full of great sized Largemouth Bass. We fished there every chance we got and caught keeper sized Bass with almost every cast. A rod, reel and a rubber worm was all we needed to have an afternoon of fun.

There was one small problem though. Old man Rogers didn’t like anybody fishing his pond. He raising Largemouth Bass in that pond with the goal of breaking the world record, and he must have known what he was doing because we caught ten to fifteen pounders all the time. Once we even caught a seventeen pounder. We always released what we caught, but that never seemed to satisfy Mr. Rogers. We developed an understanding: We would sneak in and fish as long as we could, and when he caught us, he’d unload some rock salt in our direction.